when you hear everyone flipping the test page over but you’re still on question 2
Wow, what a butthole.
Either a compliment or an insult depending on the situation (via nessainky)
having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me
LIKING SOMEONE IS SO STRESSFUL
"hey, do you remember that time in sixth grade when yo-"
ya kno john green books can be really poetic and meaningful and stuff but if you frame them in the context of real life it’s like wow if i knew a teenager this pretentious in person i would not hesitate to smack em upside the head
dont you just hATE WHEN YOURE TELLING A STORY THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED AND YOU WILL HAVE THAT ONE FRIEND THAT TRIES TO FIND FLAWS IN EVERYTHING YOU SAY? THIS ISNT CSI BITCH